Set for synchronized download - a compilation of observations and dialogs generated among the members of the Plain Dealing Philosophical Society surrounding the potential for the existence of unintentional human hosts as sources for "original" knowledge. The form of one such hypothetical oracle, to which this website is dedicated to channeling, was identified during the 1999 PDPS special consortium hereinafter referred to as "Tonto 7". 

In March of 1999, Tonto 7 identified the ideal host to be a Cambodian Feral Woman of approximately 28 years, curiously attractive, and most likely allergic to shellfish. Due to the recent capture of Rochom Pngieng a.k.a. "The Cambodian Jungle Girl", PDPS considers the use of this mandated "redirection signal" to be the legitimate and proper initial reaction to these events.  The dialogs (which contain the mission) range from the enlightened exchanges between members in the Socratic Method, to the 1999 rattan stick dual decisions that have brought us to our current predicament, don't try to decode the them with your current handbook.

Note for Mensa:  You guys can use the church annex till we return from Thailand. Pastor Ed asked that you use the Dairy Queen parking lot.