Dear Plain Dealing MENSA,

 We have rendezvoused in Thailand with Tonto 7, they all look great, chipper as always, all business. On behalf of all the members of Elvis 5, let us all say how sorry we are for having to leave you out of the loop on this one. You are all talented, good kids but this mission is different. This is the real deal, although it's just another day at the office for us (metaphysically speaking) you can lose a man out here, and thats just not our style to be dragging you kids into something that could get you hurt. You guys continue to use the shop on weekends since we obviously don't use the church anymore (The Homepage was actually created in 1999 and preloaded in case this day came) Perhaps Tonto 7 was a little too specific when they used "Dairy Queen" and "Pastor Ed" ! We teased the guys from Tonto 7 about Ed dying 4 years ago, and as you can imagine - no reaction.  Insane...Dairy Queen! The REAL Tonto 7 used to actually do their "park-n-walk" from there. Also Judging from the exclamation point! at the end of the MENSA disclaimer, there was apparently more animosity between PDPS and MENSA back then than any of us really knew. No hard feelings guy's - you're all like brothers to us.

      "Protect the Channel"
                             Elvis 5

PS: After getting permission from Tonto 7, we will create a journal page here in the next few days. Sorry, no can do on the blog or forum.